Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's JINGLE! (Correction: A panda bear.)

Oh I know that ever since I posted breaking news about Mark Burnett's new reality show Jingles, you've been asking, "Where's the proof on this jingle show before we think you're the bogus idiot we thought you were?" Well here is the proof that it is real. An authentic, honest to G-O-D Jingle audition. And I would like to assert that it's also proof that I'm joined by bigger idiots than myself.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!! I had this clip posted for you, I swear. But suddenly all the clips have been removed. Mysteriously. Mysteriously like it could have been done by someone with as much say as Mark Burnett. I suspect him. But since I don't want to get sued for slander, I only suspect him. Got that, lawyers? No accusations here that someone maybe named Mark is totally keeping me from sharing these jingle auditions with you. In the meantime, please enjoy these photos of a panda sledding on its back.

Jingles Mean Never Having to Say I'm Sorry

Not that all two fans of mine care, but I have to apologize for my prolonged absence. I was wrapped up in a fetal position crying over the fact that 1.) CBS is totally taking my steam with this whole Jingles show this summer, and 2.) Charlie Sheen is really upset about Denise Richards new show called It's Complicated and that was making me upset because I obviously live vicariously through him. Although I've managed to avoid that weird part down the middle of his hair. Quit it with that crap, Chuck! Anyway, I'm back and ready to out-jingle those contestants, whoever you are, on Burnett's latest and greatest sure to be ratings-fest. Sure I'm not singing. But I've got YOUTUBE CLIPS!