Jingle Writers. Alive, Well and Unable to Make Babies

Other than my personal hero Charlie Sheen, Jason Bateman's role as a jingle writer turned adoptive parent in Juno proves that jingles are as relevant as ever. But you know what's not relevant? Teenagers who turn into wolves. You know what's even less relevant? A crappy sequel about teenagers turning into wolves. Sorry Jason. You still rocked it in Silver Spoons.