The Jingle, Jingle, Jingle's Gonna Moo-hoove Ya!

I present to you a veritable spectrum of the Juicy Fruit jingle. The first one is the original Juicy Fruit ad from 1981 which might shed a little light on why they ever talked about getting skis shined up in the first place. And I have to add that I'm very nervous they will choke on their Juicy Fruit if they keep doing those crazy waterski tricks. Anyway, the second one is a man's modern day heavy metal rendition of the Juicy Fruit jingle set to a homemade video. And the third one is Mtume's song called Juicy Fruit that has as much to do with the actual Juicy Fruit jingle as Tom Cruise has to do with Christianity. Please feel free to pull that one up at your next party and work it out. Work it out.

1. Choking Skier Fruit



2. Heavy Metal Fruit



3. Funky Fruit

I'm Hungry JingleMan! Now Give Me Some BBQ!

Okay, so this is a really bad commercial with a really bomba$$ hip-hop jingle. And by bomba$$, I mean worthy of getting my swerve on. Or whatever it is old white men do.

Gettin' Jingle With It

I believe I have found the perfect jingle writer for the United States Hair Force in Chelmsford, MA.

I Like the Way You Make Me Jingle

When I ran across this Sprite commercial from the 80's, the jingle in it really sang to me. I mean when I was walking into work this morning and took my robe off to reveal my red bathing suit underneath, it was the Sprite in me that did that. And the full body cast on the beach last week. Crazy. I have to go shove someone off a pier now.

Jingle Defense Jamz

Feel free to kick back with a bucket of popcorn as you watch this marathon of total jinglerific fun. Beginning with the classic "Nobody Bothers Me Eder." and featuring such timeless classics as the Big Mac jingle from the 80s. Besides punks who I will karate chop in a minute if they mess with me, guess who else doesn't bother me? People who ride jetskis set to a jingle.

Sink Your Teeth Into a Hot Jingly Pocket

Below is proof that jingles touch the hearts of rednecks, and Hot Pockets give them heartburn. Please enjoy.