Five, Five Jingle, Five Jingle Foot-Long

Okay, this Subway ad just recently came out, and its jingle has already caught on far more than Audrina from The Hills has to anything. The amazing part is that it really only has one line: "Five, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Foot Long." I officially submit this as proof that jingles with no clear direction or point are coming back in full force. And I further submit this total random singing it just because I can. Now if only he was a Star Wars kid holding a baby panda that sneezes while auditioning for Stanley Kubrick and singing the Subway jingle then he would be an internet sensation.