Well Jingle Me Timbers!

Hey Charlie Sheen, you better get out of bed (you know what I mean) and pay attention to this one. Your job as a Hollywood-version jingle writer is in jeopardy. Yep, Mark Burnett originally of "I'm going to put on a loincloth for three months to win a million dollars" fame is now creating an equally grueling show: Contestants compete to become the next great jingle writer. And I'm not $%#*ing you! How about that craziness. Yep, teams of jingle writers will compete by creating jingles for different brands each week. For one, that is a stroke of total product placement genius since the whole thing is based around advertising a product during each segment. And for another thing, its just pure genius in general since we all know that jingles are sick awesome. Oh and one more thing, I seriously want to be Mark Burnett. Pictured Below: Mark Burnett once again proves that he's better than us.